Thursday, September 10, 2009

SEC Haiku

Some Haiku for this Saturday's SEC games.

Troy at Florida, 12:21 p.m. EST
Demps runs over Troy
Trojans can't beat Bowling Green
And Tebow won't use

UCLA at UT, 4:00 EST
Alex heads to Knox
With some Zetes and A-D-Pis
Kiffin is a punk

Florida International at Alabama, 7pm EST
Ingram is for real
Who the hell has Bama got
Nice scheduling guys

Vanderbilt at LSU, 7:00pm EST
We'll see what happens
Frosh backs won't hit a hundred
Dores die in Valley

South Carolina at Georgia, 7:00pm EST
Norwood leads the D
To shutout between hedges
Spurrier's sole chance

Mississippi State v. Auburn, 7:00pm EST
They have new coaches
But game without much sizzle
ESPN balks

4 comments:

Heather C. Watson said...

I have no words for this.

HCW

Scutch said...

Sometimes you swing for the fences and miss. I stand by the first one, which I think is pretty funny.

Dave Zahniser said...

UK had a bye
This week we've got U of L
I predict a win.

Unknown said...

weird, but very cool...

 
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